Blue Quote by Bo Burnham

“The next forty minutes are a festival of soul eating. I know many immigrant families incorporate their traditional dishes into the Thanksgiving feast, but…

— Stacey Ballis

For the big holidays like Christmas and Thanksgiving, we always have turkey.

— Steve Doocy

Thanksgiving dinner's sad and thankless. Christmas dinner's dark and blue. When you stop and try to see it From the turkey's point of view.

— Shel Silverstein

I'm vegetarian, but I love Thanksgiving dinner: faux turkey, stuffing and mashed potatoes.

— Leigh Lezark

There is something in every season, in every day, to celebrate with thanksgiving.

— Gloria Gaither

Now the Thanksgiving meal is just so unnecessarily difficult. I mean even mashed potatoes - it's like the most difficult kind of, you know,…

— Jim Gaffigan

“Maria winks at me, takes a mouthful of stuffing, and rolls her eyes in ecstasy. The next forty minutes are a festival of soul…

— Stacey Ballis

Thanksgiving is coming. I wonder what the holiday will be like at Dog the Bounty Hunter’s house—obviously, they’ll have a turkey with all-white meat.

— Chelsea Handler

Let's spend Thanksgiving spilling food on our clothes, and Black Friday buying new ones.

— Anonymous

So many people dread Thanksgiving because they find it traumatic or uncomfortable. My suggestion is to come with a couple of great questions for…

— Laurie David

Thanksgiving is a magical time of year when families across the country join together to raise America's obesity statistics. Personally, I love Thanksgiving traditions:…

— Stephen Colbert

Thanksgiving creates abundance.

— Ann Voskamp