Black friday Quote by Anonymous

Make sure the clothes you buy on Black Friday take into account how fat you got on Thanksgiving.

— Anonymous

We're having a traditional Thanksgiving - turkey, mashed potatoes, hat buckles, smallpox, genocide, a blue corn moon, etc.

— Bo Burnham

Its a great day to kill others shopping and cleaning up this Thanksgiving crap should be left to Grandma.

— Anonymous

You shop to the butt crack of dawn with the crazies to save a few $. I'll spend Thanksgiving time being grateful for my…

— Anonymous

When people come to my act any time after Thanksgiving, I usually say, You shouldn't be here. You should be shopping. Our economy depends…

— Lewis Black

Shopmas now begins on Thanksgiving Day. Apparently, escaping the families you cannot stand to spend another minute with on Thanksgiving Day to go buy…

— Barry Ritholtz

Thanksgiving comes but once a year, But when it comes it brings good cheer. For in my storehouse on this day, Are piles of…

— Azgraybebly Joslan

Holiday binge-buying has deep roots in American culture: department stores have been associating turkey gluttony with its spending equivalent since they began sponsoring Thanksgiving…

— Adam Davidson

You may have heard of Black Friday and Cyber Monday. There's another day you might want to know about: Giving Tuesday. The idea is…

— Bill Gates

Envy and greed starve on a steady diet of thanksgiving.

— Billy Graham

The Thanksgiving tradition is, we gorge. Hey, what about at Thanksgiving we simply consume a considerable measure? However we do that consistently! Goodness. Imagine…

— Jim Gaffigan

Every Thanksgiving we feed the homeless so they may join us as we celebrate other people finding a home.

— Dana Gould