Go to the mall on Black Friday, they said. You will never come out alive, they said. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You know if the U.S. Government wanted to boost the economy there's a simple solution make Black Friday the refund date for… — Stanley Victor Paskavich Copy Share Image
“The idea of putting customers first and acting with integrity is gaining traction. Outdoor-gear retailer REI received adulation for adhering to its… — Brian de Haaff Copy Share Image
Yeah! My medical bills for the Black Friday store fights were less what I saved! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Vaudeville was characterized by sunny optimism, acts that were uplifting, cheerful, and clean. It provided a fanciful, magical escape, but after Black… — Karen Abbott Copy Share Image
Everyone knows about Black Friday and Cyber Monday. Now help me spread the word about Giving Tuesday! — Bill Gates Copy Share Image
#GivingTuesday is the perfect cyber-counterbalance to Black Friday and emphasizes giving back in this era of mass consumption. — Tony Goldwyn Copy Share Image
Black Friday, in reality, is a symptom of the plight that 30 years of Reaganomics has brought to working people in America.… — Thom Hartmann Copy Share Image
I hit Black Friday up like you won't believe. From Rodeo to Barneys to Saks to Neiman's. — Eva Marcille Copy Share Image
I hope your Black Friday injuries aren't so severe that you can't click a mouse on Cyber Monday. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Black Friday is a media trap, an orchestrated mass hallucination based on herd dynamics and the media cycle. — Seth Godin Copy Share Image
Black Friday should actually be called the The Hunger Games. People kill each other and the winner gets a $20 crock pot. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In Los Angeles on Black Friday, a woman pepper sprayed Wal-Mart shoppers who tried to cut in line. The police acted fast… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
There's no limit to the amount of company time I'd waste shopping for your holiday gift. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Racked up I'm racked out, black Ferrari blacked out. Black Friday black mac, popping spades black jack. — French Montana Copy Share Image
I bought you a T-shirt with Romney's name on it for Black Friday...I was gonna buy you an Obama one, but they… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Black Friday a.k.a. Battlefield. 'Now remember what I thought you! Push, shove, grab, yell, and if needed tackle! Get out there an… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Make sure the clothes you buy on Black Friday take into account how fat you got on Thanksgiving. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Christmas is the season when you buy this year's gifts with next year's money. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I approximated the Black Friday experience at home by hurling myself into a wall a number of times and then ordering online. — Kumail Nanjiani Copy Share Image
