Christmas is the season when you buy this year's gifts with next year's money. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Go to the mall on Black Friday, they said. You will never come out alive, they said. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I bought you a T-shirt with Romney's name on it for Black Friday...I was gonna buy you an Obama one, but they… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Lets cheers to the fact that I may not get trampled to death on this Black Friday! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Happy Thanksgiving to someone I'd have no problem stomping to death on Black Friday. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Black Friday a.k.a. Battlefield. 'Now remember what I thought you! Push, shove, grab, yell, and if needed tackle! Get out there an… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hit Black Friday up like you won't believe. From Rodeo to Barneys to Saks to Neiman's. — Eva Marcille Copy Share Image
#GivingTuesday is the perfect cyber-counterbalance to Black Friday and emphasizes giving back in this era of mass consumption. — Tony Goldwyn Copy Share Image
There's no limit to the amount of company time I'd waste shopping for your holiday gift. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
World War Z is out today. The big zombie movie. The trailer looks scary. You see hordes of bodies climbing and rolling… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
Black Friday is not another bad hair day in Wall Street. It's the term used by American retailers to describe the day… — Evan Davis Copy Share Image
In Los Angeles on Black Friday, a woman pepper sprayed Wal-Mart shoppers who tried to cut in line. The police acted fast… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
Black Friday, in reality, is a symptom of the plight that 30 years of Reaganomics has brought to working people in America.… — Thom Hartmann Copy Share Image
“Chapter 51 In Atlanta, the day had gone mostly as Elliott had expected. The stock market crash had rattled everyone. It was… — A.G. Riddle Copy Share Image
Yeah! My medical bills for the Black Friday store fights were less what I saved! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
This year I only had to beat up 3 kids to get what I wanted on Black Friday. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I approximated the Black Friday experience at home by hurling myself into a wall a number of times and then ordering online. — Kumail Nanjiani Copy Share Image
Make sure the clothes you buy on Black Friday take into account how fat you got on Thanksgiving. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Racked up I'm racked out, black Ferrari blacked out. Black Friday black mac, popping spades black jack. — French Montana Copy Share Image
You know if the U.S. Government wanted to boost the economy there's a simple solution make Black Friday the refund date for… — Stanley Victor Paskavich Copy Share Image
Black Friday should actually be called the The Hunger Games. People kill each other and the winner gets a $20 crock pot. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You shop to the butt crack of dawn with the crazies to save a few $. I'll spend Thanksgiving time being grateful… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Standing for one week in a line that's crazy; Honey, I just lost my job because of Black Friday. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I thought Black Friday was when everyone puts on blackface and steals children from Wal-Mart. — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
Here's to hitting the over/under on how many people will be trampled at Walmart today! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Let's spend Thanksgiving spilling food on our clothes, and Black Friday buying new ones. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hope your Black Friday injuries aren't so severe that you can't click a mouse on Cyber Monday. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I did all that fighting for a TV on Black Friday and I didn't even pay my power bill. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sorry there's no Black Friday deal for the hospital visit you'll need after Black Friday. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Let's get our mind off America's debt crisis by maxing out our credit cards on a reckless shopping binge. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I swept the shelves of merchandise, mopped the floors with savings. Then plowed through the bitch who tried to cut me in… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
