Black Quote by Joy Behar

The number one job facing the middle class, and it happens to be, as Barack says, a three-letter word: jobs. J-O-B-S.

— Joe Biden

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on you.

— Virginia Foxx

When I see a 9/11 victim family on television, or whatever, I'm just like, 'Oh shut up' I'm so sick of them because they're…

— Glenn Beck

Fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again.

— George W. Bush

I even accept for the sake of argument that sexual orgies eliminate social tensions and ought to be encouraged.

— Antonin Scalia

He [Tinky Winky] is purple - the gay-pride color, and his antenna is shaped like a triangle - the gay pride symbol.

— Jerry Falwell

I'll be long gone before some smart person ever figures out what happened inside this Oval Office.

— George W. Bush

We have a lot of work to do and I‘m afraid that it‘s a very hard struggle, particularly given the situation on the Iraq/Pakistan…

— John McCain

We need to uptick our image with everyone, including one-armed midgets.

— Michael Steele

The only way to reduce the number of nuclear weapons is to use them.

— Rush Limbaugh

Exercise freaks...are the ones putting stress on the health care system.

— Rush Limbaugh

I would not say that the future is necessarily less predictable than the past. I think the past was not predictable when it started.

— Donald Rumsfeld