We actually have not required in this law that you carry health insurance. — Debbie Wasserman Schultz Copy Share Image
We need to uptick our image with everyone, including one-armed midgets. — Michael Steele Copy Share Image
If you take out the killings, Washington actually has a very low crime rate. — Marion Barry Copy Share Image
Exercise freaks...are the ones putting stress on the health care system. — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
We know that no one person can succeed unless everybody else succeeds. — Howard Dean Copy Share Image
I couldn't imagine somebody like Osama bin Laden understanding the joy of Chanukah. — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
I'm going to be honest with you - I don't know a lot about Cuba's healthcare system. Is it a government-run system? — John F. Kerry Copy Share Image
Now, they're saying I groped a male staffer. Yes, I did. Not only did I grope him, I tickled him until he… — Eric Massa Copy Share Image
We have a lot of work to do and I‘m afraid that it‘s a very hard struggle, particularly given the situation on… — John McCain Copy Share Image
Guess what this liberal would be all about? This liberal will be about socializing...uh, um...Would be about, basically, taking over, and the… — Maxine Waters Copy Share Image
If I lived in Massachusetts, I'd try to vote ten times ... Yeah that's right, I'd cheat to keep these bastards out.… — Ed Schultz Copy Share Image
There is no terrorist threat. Yes, there have been horrific acts of terrorism and, yes, there will be acts of terrorism again.… — Michael Moore Copy Share Image
I would not say that the future is necessarily less predictable than the past. I think the past was not predictable when… — Donald Rumsfeld Copy Share Image
If a young fella has an option of having a decent career or joining the army to fight in Iraq, you can… — Charles Rangel Copy Share Image
I propose a limitation be put on how many sqares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting. Now, I… — Sheryl Crow Copy Share Image
I think maybe Rush Limbaugh was the 20th hijacker. But he was just so strung out on Oxycontin he missed his flight.… — Wanda Sykes Copy Share Image
I find it interesting that it was back in the 1970s that the swine flu broke out under another, then under another… — Michele Bachmann Copy Share Image
The Republican health care plan: don't get sick ... The Republicans have a back up plan in case you do get sick… — Alan Grayson Copy Share Image
I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting. — Sheryl Crow Copy Share Image
My fear is that the whole island will become so overly populated that it will tip over and capsize — Hank Johnson Copy Share Image
I'll be long gone before some smart person ever figures out what happened inside this Oval Office. — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
I hope his kidneys fail, how about that? He needs a waterboarding, that's what he needs. — Wanda Sykes Copy Share Image
His mom lived in Long Island for ten years or so. God rest her soul. And...although, she's...wait...your mom's still...your mom's still alive.… — Joe Biden Copy Share Image
I love these members, they get up and say, 'Read the bill ... What good is reading the bill if it's a… — John Conyers Copy Share Image
In case you missed it, this week, there was a tragedy in Kansas. Ten thousand people died - an entire town destroyed — Barack Obama Copy Share Image
Carbon dioxide is portrayed as harmful. But there isn't even one study that can be produced that shows that carbon dioxide is… — Michele Bachmann Copy Share Image
You cannot go to a 7-Eleven or a Dunkin' Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent. — Joe Biden Copy Share Image
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