Dumb liberal Quote by Wanda Sykes

If his IQ slips any lower, we'll have to water him twice a day

— Molly Ivins

We're going to do things beyond waterboarding perhaps, if that happens to come.

— Donald Trump

I would absolutely authorize something beyond waterboarding. And believe me, it will be effective.

— Donald Trump

Waterboarding is slow-motion suffocation with enough time to contemplate the inevitability of blackout and expiration. Usually, the person goes into hysterics on the board.…

— Malcolm Nance

Not to be alarmed, doctors say he will be fine, provided he can get the swelling in his brain under control. -Sue

— Glee

I wonder what goes through his mind when he sees us peeing in his water bowl.

— Penny Ward Moser

President Can't Swim.

— Lyndon B. Johnson

I wouldn't care if he lost both his legs and was in a wheelchair. But it he's having a hard time...Then I won't see…

— Na Hae Ryeong

This too shall pass - just like a kidney stone

— Hunter Madsen

Before he goes into the water, a diver cannot know what he will bring back.

— Max Ernst

We ought to take him offshore and dunk him 10 feet underwater and pull him up and ask him What's that all over your face?

— Billy Nungesser

“Sure, I pee in the pool. But that’s only because I don’t have a sink big enough to swim in. I fear Ryan Lochte’s…

— Jarod Kintz