I think maybe Rush Limbaugh was the 20th hijacker. But he was just so strung out on Oxycontin he missed his flight.… — Wanda Sykes Copy Share Image
Exercise freaks...are the ones putting stress on the health care system. — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
We actually have not required in this law that you carry health insurance. — Debbie Wasserman Schultz Copy Share Image
The only way to reduce the number of nuclear weapons is to use them. — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
We need to uptick our image with everyone, including one-armed midgets. — Michael Steele Copy Share Image
His mom lived in Long Island for ten years or so. God rest her soul. And...although, she's...wait...your mom's still...your mom's still alive.… — Joe Biden Copy Share Image
We have a lot of work to do and I‘m afraid that it‘s a very hard struggle, particularly given the situation on… — John McCain Copy Share Image
Now, they're saying I groped a male staffer. Yes, I did. Not only did I grope him, I tickled him until he… — Eric Massa Copy Share Image
I'll be long gone before some smart person ever figures out what happened inside this Oval Office. — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
I hope his kidneys fail, how about that? He needs a waterboarding, that's what he needs. — Wanda Sykes Copy Share Image
He [Tinky Winky] is purple - the gay-pride color, and his antenna is shaped like a triangle - the gay pride symbol. — Jerry Falwell Copy Share Image
I even accept for the sake of argument that sexual orgies eliminate social tensions and ought to be encouraged. — Antonin Scalia Copy Share Image
You cannot go to a 7-Eleven or a Dunkin' Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent. — Joe Biden Copy Share Image
We're seeing the reality of a lot of the North Pole starting to evaporate, and we could get to a tipping point.… — Henry Waxman Copy Share Image
You know, education, if you make the most of it, you study hard, you do your homework and you make an effort… — John F. Kerry Copy Share Image
I am here to make an announcement that this Thursday, ticket counters and airplanes will fly out of Ronald Reagan Airport. — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
Fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again. — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
When I see a 9/11 victim family on television, or whatever, I'm just like, 'Oh shut up' I'm so sick of them… — Glenn Beck Copy Share Image
The harsh fact of the matter is when you're passing legislation that will cover 300 million American people in different ways, it… — John Dingell Copy Share Image
I have never had sexual relations with Monica Lewinsky. I've never had an affair with her. — William J. Clinton Copy Share Image
I'm blacker than Barack Obama. I shined shoes. I grew up in a five-room apartment. My father had a little laundromat in… — Rod Blagojevich Copy Share Image
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