Ted Rall

I was reading through all these NSA programs that Snowden has revealed, and one of the ones that fascinated me was that…

— Ted Rall

What people don't seem to ever understand is that any infrastructure that exists under your regime, in your current government, will be…

— Ted Rall

“What you read at Columbia is Plato's Republic and Homer's Iliad. What you learn at Columbia is that reading isn't education. Education…

— Ted Rall

I'm a better editorial cartoonist by default because so many editorial cartoonists out there are so awful.

— Ted Rall

“I suppose I could have been nicer when I was at Columbia. I could have been polite, respectful, turned in my papers…

— Ted Rall

Imagine foreign troops sitting idly, laughing as hooligans trashed the Smithsonian, stole the gold from Fort Knox and burned down the Department…

— Ted Rall

I think Maus I is better than Maus II. The standard here is whether or not it's as good as a great…

— Ted Rall

When you have birds you stare at them a lot and their eyes are recessed on their head. When they look at…

— Ted Rall

Anyone should be able to read comics.

— Ted Rall

The best thing about being a cartoonist is to walk into a bar or someone's apartment and they don't know you, but…

— Ted Rall

The experts who managed the original Marshall Plan say Afghanistan needs a commitment of at least $5 to $10 billion over 5…

— Ted Rall

Up until 1995, I still had a day job that I hated. I was still personally involved in things in the 90s.

— Ted Rall

I never consciously do any work directly influenced from any movie, unless I'm doing a parody.

— Ted Rall

I don't think anyone has written a great graphic novel.

— Ted Rall

I think Dilbert is actually a radical strip.

— Ted Rall

At this point, American workers are pretty respectful of the bosses they loathe.

— Ted Rall

“Hail, Columbia! Home of the six inch cockroach and the stadium-sized lecture hall. A reservation for rich white people guarded by poor…

— Ted Rall

The word 'hero' has been bandied about a lot to refer to anyone killed in Afghanistan or Iraq. But anyone who voluntarily…

— Ted Rall

Money stress is what used to remind me of my Dad most.

— Ted Rall

Do our government's poorly paid contract killers deserve our 'support' for blindly following orders?

— Ted Rall

For an ordinary citizen, what is the common interaction you have with a police officer? When they pull you over for speeding,…

— Ted Rall

Close friends love you for who you are; not what they want you to be.

— Ted Rall

Orrin Hatch was the keynote speaker at the last meeting of the Association of American Editorial Cartoonists. He sought me out because…

— Ted Rall

Life is incredibly short, yet we're always told that change takes time. For a race of mortals, dicking around just isn't acceptable.

— Ted Rall

Even though I'm a leftist. I think the left eats its own.

— Ted Rall