Conservative Quote by Ted Rall

Liberals don't have a sense of humor, particularly if it's about them. You can't laugh at them, you can't mock them, you can't make…

— Rush Limbaugh

According to liberals, you can't joke, there's no lighthearted banter. One cannot engage in any kind of traditional stereotypical humor because leftists cannot laugh…

— Rush Limbaugh

“Humor has always been my tool of choice when confronting intolerance or ignorance, not only because “funny” material is much more likely to be…

— George Takei

There are few doors through which liberality, joined with good humor, cannot find its way.

— Samuel Johnson

Even conservative columnists tend to prefer humor that isn't fit to print.

— Ross Douthat

This is not an easy time for humorists because the government is far funnier than we are.

— Art Buchwald

Good satire is about attacking the powerful, and that tends to be more the purview of the left. Maybe there's something about the conservative…

— Tom Tomorrow

If you haven't got a sense of humor you're making your life a hundred times harder. It doesn't matter what happens to you, if…

— Jack Bruce

Humor is hard, hard, hard. And if you fail with humor, you don't fail halfway. You drop the ball humor-wise and everyone notices.

— Patrick Rothfuss

Conservatives are charitable, forgiving, and are always - always - more willing to laugh at themselves.

— Dana Perino

You can say you're a liberal and everybody laughs and it's a good time.

— George Saunders

Neither conservatives nor humorists believe man is good. But left-wingers do.

— P. J. O'Rourke