Stupid conservative Quotes

We used to hustle over the border for health care we received in Canada. And I think now, isn't that ironic?

— Sarah

I find it interesting that it was back in the 1970s that the swine flu broke out under another, then under another…

— Michele Bachmann

What I don't know is what the unexpected might be.

— John McCain

I was very prejudiced when I started arts school. I, like all of those kids, was like, "I don't like this modern…

— Ragnar Kjartansson

Isn't it a little racist to call it Black Friday?

— Joy Behar

Carbon dioxide is portrayed as harmful. But there isn't even one study that can be produced that shows that carbon dioxide is…

— Michele Bachmann

I would not say that the future is necessarily less predictable than the past. I think the past was not predictable when…

— Donald Rumsfeld

Go back to what our founders and our founding documents meant - they're quite clear - that we would create law based…

— Sarah Palin

Exercise freaks...are the ones putting stress on the health care system.

— Rush Limbaugh

The only way to reduce the number of nuclear weapons is to use them.

— Rush Limbaugh

We need to uptick our image with everyone, including one-armed midgets.

— Michael Steele

We have a lot of work to do and I‘m afraid that it‘s a very hard struggle, particularly given the situation on…

— John McCain

Ground Zero mosque supporters, doesn't it stab you in the heart, as it does ours, throughout the heartland? Peaceful Muslims, please refudiate.

— Sarah Palin

I'll be long gone before some smart person ever figures out what happened inside this Oval Office.

— George W. Bush

He [Tinky Winky] is purple - the gay-pride color, and his antenna is shaped like a triangle - the gay pride symbol.

— Jerry Falwell

I even accept for the sake of argument that sexual orgies eliminate social tensions and ought to be encouraged.

— Antonin Scalia

The very founders that wrote those documents worked tirelessly until slavery was no more.

— Michele Bachmann

Fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again.

— George W. Bush

When I see a 9/11 victim family on television, or whatever, I'm just like, 'Oh shut up' I'm so sick of them…

— Glenn Beck

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on you.

— Virginia Foxx

'Refudiate,' 'misunderestimate,' 'wee-wee'd up.' English is a living language. Shakespeare liked to coin new words too. Got to celebrate it!'

— Sarah Palin

The Bible says that lust in your heart is committing adultery. So you can't masturbate without lust.

— Christine O'Donnell

My grandmother was not a highly educated woman, but she told me as a small child to quit feeding stray animals. You…

— Andre Bauer

The number one job facing the middle class, and it happens to be, as Barack says, a three-letter word: jobs. J-O-B-S.

— Joe Biden

The greatest threat to America is not necessarily a recession or even another terrorist attack. The greatest threat to America is a…

— Lamar S. Smith