Playing with fire is bad for those who burn themselves. For the rest of us, it is a very great pleasure. — Jerry Smith Fire Copy Share Image
A man may smile and bid you hail Yet wish you to the devil; But when a good dog wags his tail,… — Jerry Smith Canine Copy Share Image
Vacation: a period of travel and relaxation when you take twice the clothes and half the money you need. — Jerry Smith Best vacation Copy Share Image
May Jack-o-lanterns burning bright, Of soft and golden hue, Pierce through the future's veil and show, What fate now holds for you? — Jerry Smith Burning Copy Share Image
To play with ten players for over half of the match is never going to be easy against anybody, particularly on their… — Jerry Smith Easy Copy Share Image
A gypsy fire is on the hearth, Sign of the carnival of mirth; Through the dun fields and from the glade Flash… — Jerry Smith Carnivals Copy Share Image
Everyone thinks softball is a girl's game. But you only think that until you get hit with it on a line drive. — Jerry Smith Funny Copy Share Image
There's two to wash, two to dry; There's two who argue, two who cry; There's two to kiss, two to hug; and… — Jerry Smith Arguing Copy Share Image
