Canine Quote by Jerry Smith Download Open image “Children are for people who can't have dogs.” — Jerry Smith ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.7 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Canine Children Dog Dogs I love my dog Inspirational My dog People Pet dog Puppies and dogs
Having small children with a dog that you don't know anything about can be risky. — Kyle Richards Copy Share Image
Dogs are more of a responsibility than kids - you can send a kid off to their grandparents or a nanny, but with a… — Jason Gann Copy Share Image
People always want to compare their dogs to having kids. That's insulting. First of all, nobody has a dog because they were too drunk… — Greg Giraldo Copy Share Image
When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
Having a dog is my favorite way to avoid the responsibility of having children. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I love dogs, but they are a big responsibility, and with four children, having one would be too much. — Ant Middleton Copy Share Image
Children and dogs are as necessary to the welfare of the country as Wall Street and the railroads. — Harry S. Truman Copy Share Image
People should not be allowed to breed if they don't take care of the kids they have. Period! — Murali Iyengar Copy Share Image
Playing with fire is bad for those who burn themselves. For the rest of us, it is a very great pleasure. — Jerry Smith Copy Share Image
A man may smile and bid you hail Yet wish you to the devil; But when a good dog wags his tail, You know… — Jerry Smith Copy Share Image
Vacation: a period of travel and relaxation when you take twice the clothes and half the money you need. — Jerry Smith Copy Share Image
May Jack-o-lanterns burning bright, Of soft and golden hue, Pierce through the future's veil and show, What fate now holds for you? — Jerry Smith Copy Share Image
To play with ten players for over half of the match is never going to be easy against anybody, particularly on their home field.… — Jerry Smith Copy Share Image
He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and… — Agnes Repplier Copy Share Image
Our dogs will love and admire the meanest of us, and feed our colossal vanity with their uncritical homage. — Agnes Repplier Copy Share Image
If you eliminate smoking and gambling, you will be amazed to find that almost all an Englishman's pleasures can be, and mostly are, shared… — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
Say something idiotic and nobody but a dog politely wags his tail. — Virginia Graham Copy Share Image
There were studies that asked people in different cultures to draw pictures of their enemies, and the pictures all looked remarkably the same. They… — Jaron Lanier Copy Share Image
People who keep dogs live longer on average than those who do not. This is not some kind of pro-canine campaigning fantasy. It is… — Desmond Morris Copy Share Image
If you get to thinking you're a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else's dog around. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
It doesn’t bother you that your canine brethren are being paraded around show rings like slaves?” “My canine brethren?” I said. “I don’thave any… — Carrie Vaughn Copy Share Image
In this selfish world, the one that never deserts him, the one that never proves ungrateful or treacherous, is his dog. — George Graham Vest Copy Share Image
“I resist being called the "mom" to my dogs because I fear infantilization of the adult canines and misidentification of the important fact that… — Donna Haraway Copy Share Image
