A vacation is like love - anticipated with pleasure, experienced with discomfort, and remembered with nostalgia. — Evan Esar Copy Share Image
A vacation should be just long enough that your boss misses you, and not long enough for him to discover how well… — Jacob Braude Copy Share Image
I think the best vacation is the one that relieves me of my own life for a while and then makes me… — Ann Patchett Copy Share Image
I don't know what to say, except it's Christmas and we're all in misery. — Beverly D'Angelo Copy Share Image
Vacation: a period of travel and relaxation when you take twice the clothes and half the money you need. — Jerry Smith Copy Share Image
Babies don't need a vacation. But I still see them at the beach. It pisses me off. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
Reading Bicycling beyond the Divide was the best vacation I took all year-in a year I traveled to Mexico, France, and Italy.… — Jesse Lee Kercheval Copy Share Image
