Always behave like a duck: keep calm and unruffled on the surface, but paddle like the devil underneath. — Jacob Braude Behave Copy Share Image
The surest way to get a job done is to give it to a busy man. He'll have his secretary do it. — Jacob Braude Busy Copy Share Image
A vacation should be just long enough that your boss misses you, and not long enough for him to discover how well… — Jacob Braude Best vacation Copy Share Image
Marriage is like a violin. After the beautiful music is over, the strings are still attached. — Jacob Braude Beautiful Copy Share Image
The ultimate in wisdom is to live in the present, plan for the future and profit from the past. — Jacob Braude Live in the present Copy Share Image
The bad things you can see with one eye closed. But keep both eyes wide open for the little things. Little things… — Jacob Braude Bad thing Copy Share Image
By the time a man can afford to lose a golf ball, he can't hit that far. — Jacob Braude Balls Copy Share Image
There is no way to catch a snake that is as safe as not catching him. — Jacob Braude Catching Copy Share Image
There's no fool like an old fool --- you can't beat experience. — Jacob Braude Beats Copy Share Image
Thanksgiving, to be truly Thanksgiving, is first thanks, then giving. — Jacob Braude Firsts Copy Share Image
You know you're getting older when you don't care where your wife goes, just so you don't have to go along. — Jacob Braude Care Copy Share Image
Only uncomfortable chairs become antiques - the comfortable ones are worn out by hard use. — Jacob Braude Antiques Copy Share Image
No woman is likely ever to be elected President - they never reach the required legal age. — Jacob Braude Age Copy Share Image
Junior was being chided for his low grades. Little Robert, who lived a few doors away, was held up as an example.… — Jacob Braude Different Copy Share Image
