Baby Quote by Steven Wright Download Open image “Babies don't need a vacation. But I still see them at the beach. It pisses me off.” — Steven Wright ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.9 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Baby Beach Best vacation Cute baby Funny Need a vacation Needs Stills Vacation Vacation time
Babies don't need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach... it pisses me off! I'll go over to a little baby… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
Babies don't need a vacation but I still see them at the beach. I'll go over to them and say, 'What are you doing… — Stephen Wright Copy Share Image
When you go into to vacationing with kids, what people don't get is that there is a portion of it that's going to be… — Busy Philipps Copy Share Image
My family never took vacations growing up. It just wasn't a thing. — Nahnatchka Khan Copy Share Image
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As a child, I spent a lot of summers going to the beach with family friends. — Jenny Han Copy Share Image
I can't picture going to a beach, or anywhere on vacation, without a couple of books as companions. — Rosecrans Baldwin Copy Share Image
A day at the beach with my kids is one of the least relaxing activities I can think of. — Chris Morocco Copy Share Image
I know plenty of people who do, who get their holidays paid for and in return have their photographs taken on the beach, but… — Max Beesley Copy Share Image
My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby. Sometimes she… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked,… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
Nobody can really compare a relationship in which the victim is 15 years old to one where she's 6. While both criminal, they're very different circumstances. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
It's very intense to be in front of a live audience. It's just an amazing experience. It's dangerous. Everything out there is heightened. The… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
I got pulled over by a cop, and he said, 'do you know the speed limit here is 55 miles per hour?'. So I… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
Babies don't need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach... it pisses me off! I'll go over to a little baby… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
“I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed reading accident. I hit a book mark and flew across the room.” — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
When I'm on stage, it's really intense. My mind is going a million miles an hour, trying to remember my act, trying to say… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
I don't like politicians, and I don't like politics. I definitely don't want to be associated with any of them. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
I would have done well as a gypsy child, I think. A circus baby. I coulda played a great street urchin or ragamuffin. Or… — Natasha Lyonne Copy Share Image
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Baby, I love you. We argue about the stupidest shit then we turn around and laugh about it. I'm obsessed with you and you're… — Lindsay Copy Share Image
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I always wondered why babies spend so much time sucking their thumbs. Then I tasted baby food. — Robert Orben Copy Share Image
Getting a burp out of your little thing when she needs it is probably the greatest satisfaction I've come across at this point in… — Brad Pitt Copy Share Image
A new study reveals that one-third of babies in the U.S. have used a smartphone. Yeah, and one-third of babies in China have MADE… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
