A grandparent is old on the outside but young on the inside. If your baby is "beautiful and perfect, never cries or… — Teresa Bloomingdale Copy Share Image
I was a cute baby. My mom said when I was born they threw away the mold. Some of it grew back. — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
My parents came to know about our love... I think we should not play together for few days... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Babies don't need a vacation. But I still see them at the beach. It pisses me off. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
Babies are always more trouble than you thought and more wonderful. — Charles Osgood Copy Share Image
I don't want to get the same looks I give people when they get on a plane holding a baby: "That's a… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
I keep my family out of my public life because it can be an awful nuisance to them. What's my mother going… — Montgomery Clift Copy Share Image
