I'm dating a homeless woman. It was easier talking her into staying over. — Garry Shandling Dating Copy Share Image
I'm very loyal in relationships. Even when I go out with my mom I don't look at other moms. — Garry Shandling Looks Copy Share Image
Everyone at a party is uncomfortable. Knowing that makes me more comfortable. — Garry Shandling Comfortable Copy Share Image
My friends tell me I have an intimacy problem. But they don't really know me. — Garry Shandling Friends Copy Share Image
In the year 2525, that song will be even less popular than when it first came out. — Garry Shandling Firsts Copy Share Image
I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night the clocks are set ahead. — Garry Shandling Clocks Copy Share Image
I'm too shy to express my sexual needs except over the phone to people I don't know. — Garry Shandling Needs Copy Share Image
I'm very loyal in a relationship. Any relationship. When I go out with my mom, I don't look at other moms and… — Garry Shandling Cheese Copy Share Image
I keep my scrapbooks in the car. When I come to a stoplight, I start looking through my past. Sometimes I wish… — Garry Shandling Car Copy Share Image
I think it's one of the main negative emotional ingredients that fuels show business, because there's so much at stake and the… — Garry Shandling Business Copy Share Image
I guess he wanted to see a little more sexual activity because in real life, in bed I think less is more… — Garry Shandling Activity Copy Share Image
I feel that everything I do in my life I can do in a shorter time than most men can. It's the… — Garry Shandling Everything Copy Share Image
I'm good in bed, actually, and I think I could learn to be a good communicator, too. The only trouble with that… — Garry Shandling Bed Copy Share Image
I think sometimes I should do more carousing, because I don't do much and maybe it would be fun occasionally. It's hard… — Garry Shandling Comedy Copy Share Image
Yes, I'm a nice man and I enjoy babies. I'm a sensitive guy. I held a baby the other day and it… — Garry Shandling Babies Copy Share Image
You know it's funny that none of the regular late-night shows now use guest hosts the way Johnny did. No one talks… — Garry Shandling Curious Copy Share Image
I may discuss love, and I don't mind if two men fall in love, fine. Two women, fine. But I flinch when… — Garry Shandling Because Copy Share Image
I remember learning to drive on my dad's lap. Did you guys ever do that? He'd work the brakes. I'd work the… — Garry Shandling Brake Copy Share Image
'The Larry Sanders Show,' it's actually about love, which would sound like a paradox at first. But if that love didn't exist,… — Garry Shandling About Copy Share Image
I've never had anyone put on a puppet show to convince me of anything. And I've done a lot of stuff. I… — Garry Shandling Convince Copy Share Image
First of all, I'm not the kind of guy that likes to rehash the show and so forth and so on. — Garry Shandling Firsts Copy Share Image
My first appearance as a guest on The Tonight Show was in '81. — Garry Shandling Appearance Copy Share Image
It's not the hair on your head that matters. It's the kind of hair you have inside. — Garry Shandling Hair Copy Share Image
I am pretty tenacious as a perfectionist in terms of getting something right. — Garry Shandling Beauty Copy Share Image
I sold my house this week. I got a pretty good price for it, but it made my landlord mad as hell — Garry Shandling Good life Copy Share Image
Nice guys finish first. If you don't know that, then you don't know where the finish line is. — Garry Shandling Finish Copy Share Image
Without comedy as a defense mechanism I wouldn't be able to survive. — Garry Shandling Able Copy Share Image
My dog watches me on TV. So, if I may take this opportunity, "No! No! No!" — Garry Shandling Dog Copy Share Image
I don't talk about my hair anymore because I've matured. I matured and realized it doesn't matter what you look like. It's… — Garry Shandling Comedy Copy Share Image
I play basketball on Sundays and I'm a very spiritual guy; I read a lot of Eastern philosophy and I meditate. — Garry Shandling Basketball Copy Share Image
I think I look great in green, and I'm going to start wearing more green. — Garry Shandling Green Copy Share Image
I am interested in how human beings react to crisis and conflict. — Garry Shandling Am Copy Share Image
I don't know how to ground myself without the other actor present. — Garry Shandling Actors Copy Share Image
