I guess he wanted to see a little more sexual activity because in real life, in bed I think less is more… — Garry Shandling Activity Copy Share Image
My friends tell me I have an intimacy problem. But they don't really know me. — Garry Shandling Friendship Copy Share Image
First of all, I'm not the kind of guy that likes to rehash the show and so forth and so on. — Garry Shandling Firsts Copy Share Image
I'm dating a homeless woman. It was easier talking her into staying over. — Garry Shandling Dating Copy Share Image
I remember learning to drive on my dad's lap. Did you guys ever do that? He'd work the brakes. I'd work the… — Garry Shandling Brake Copy Share Image
Everyone at a party is uncomfortable. Knowing that makes me more comfortable. — Garry Shandling Comfortable Copy Share Image
It's not the hair on your head that matters. It's the kind of hair you have inside. — Garry Shandling Hair Copy Share Image
I'm good in bed, actually, and I think I could learn to be a good communicator, too. The only trouble with that… — Garry Shandling Bed Copy Share Image
I once saw an elaborate landscape in a gallery, drawn in pencil, that took my breath away. Then I realized the artist… — Garry Shandling Art Copy Share Image
Oysters are supposed to enhance your sexual performance, but they don't work for me. Maybe I put them on too soon. — Garry Shandling Oysters Copy Share Image
The comic strip is what I looked at, and it's another reason I did it. The comic strip, where animals would comment… — Garry Shandling Animal Copy Share Image
I actually think I'm more of a turtle than Verne is. Where Verne is up on two legs and moving at full… — Garry Shandling Five Copy Share Image
I met a new girl at a barbecue, very pretty, a blond I think. I don't know, her hair was on fire,… — Garry Shandling Barbecue Copy Share Image
I don't know how to ground myself without the other actor present. — Garry Shandling Actors Copy Share Image
Women need to know that not all guys are going to hurt them the way that the guy did before they started… — Garry Shandling Dating Copy Share Image
It takes me so long to get tired of a man. It's women that are the problem. Don't get me wrong. I… — Garry Shandling Get Copy Share Image
But I really like hosting, I think it's a strength of mine. It allows me to improvise, and I love the spontaneity… — Garry Shandling Behinds Copy Share Image
I don''t like this reality television, I have to be honest;I think real people should not be on television; It''s for special… — Garry Shandling Being honest Copy Share Image
I am interested in how human beings react to crisis and conflict. — Garry Shandling Am Copy Share Image
I think I look great in green, and I'm going to start wearing more green. — Garry Shandling Green Copy Share Image
Because I am afraid of commitment. This movie certainly has some bearing and is some reflection of my real feeling about relationships,… — Garry Shandling Movie Copy Share Image
Was the Buddha married? His wife would say, "Are you just going to sit around like that all day?" — Garry Shandling Inspirational Copy Share Image
