Dating Quote by Garry Shandling

“Women need to know that not all guys are going to hurt them the way that the guy did before they started dating me. I know guys I wouldn't go out with.” quote by Garry Shandling — Download Open image

“Women need to know that not all guys are going to hurt them the way that the guy did before they started dating me. I know guys I wouldn't go out with.”

Garry Shandling

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I play basketball on Sundays and I'm a very spiritual guy; I read a lot of Eastern philosophy and I meditate.

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Nice guys finish first. If you don't know that, then you don't know where the finish line is.

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I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night the clocks are set ahead.

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I am pretty tenacious as a perfectionist in terms of getting something right.

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I'm very loyal in relationships. Even when I go out with my mom I don't look at other moms.

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