Im too shy to express my sexual needs except over the phone to people I dont know. — Garry Shandling Being single Copy Share Image
I don't know why men are so fascinated with television and I think it has something to do with - if I… — Garry Shandling Fascinated Copy Share Image
Which is, I'm an optimist that two people can be together to work out their conflicts. And that commitment, I think, might… — Garry Shandling Commitment Copy Share Image
After making love I said to my girl, Was it good for you too? And she said, I don't think this was… — Garry Shandling Funny Copy Share Image
The only way I would go back to hosting would be if it were something entirely new. It would prevent me from… — Garry Shandling Host Copy Share Image
When I don't have a good time, it's usually because there's a stiffness that stifles creativity. — Garry Shandling Because Copy Share Image
Here's the thing - I'm single, I haven't been married, I don't have kids yet. If I do have kids I would… — Garry Shandling Be kind Copy Share Image
Dr. Phil is hiding something. Otherwise, why wouldn't he use his last name? — Garry Shandling Dr phil Copy Share Image
They should put expiration dates on clothing so we men will know when they go out of style. — Garry Shandling Clothings Copy Share Image
When I'm not in a relationship, I shave one leg. That way, when I sleep, it feels like I'm with a woman. — Garry Shandling Feels Copy Share Image
Carol Burnett was particularly funny. She swore for the first time on television on Larry Sanders. — Garry Shandling Carol burnett Copy Share Image
