Dating Quote by Garry Shandling Download Open image “I have such poor vision I can date anybody.” — Garry Shandling ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.3 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Dating Dreams Poor Vision
I've been dating a lot. I've met some very interesting people, and I've had some horrible blind dates. — Whitney Port Copy Share Image
In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man will probably end up dating the best looking blind chick. — Dana Gould Copy Share Image
Being around blind people is always a little frustrating to me because I know they have no idea how handsome I am. — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
When you meet someone with a vision, you have to give them a shot and an opportunity to see what they can do. — Richard Hatch Copy Share Image
There is no one that can make me look into their eyes and see the rest of my life. Only you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes we get caught up in situations and can't always see straight, good people in your corner help make your vision clear. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Yes, I'm a nice man and I enjoy babies. I'm a sensitive guy. I held a baby the other day and it was the… — Garry Shandling Copy Share Image
I keep my scrapbooks in the car. When I come to a stoplight, I start looking through my past. Sometimes I wish the red… — Garry Shandling Copy Share Image
I sold my house this week. I got a pretty good price for it, but it made my landlord mad as hell — Garry Shandling Copy Share Image
I think it's one of the main negative emotional ingredients that fuels show business, because there's so much at stake and the fear of… — Garry Shandling Copy Share Image
I play basketball on Sundays and I'm a very spiritual guy; I read a lot of Eastern philosophy and I meditate. — Garry Shandling Copy Share Image
Nice guys finish first. If you don't know that, then you don't know where the finish line is. — Garry Shandling Copy Share Image
I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night the clocks are set ahead. — Garry Shandling Copy Share Image
'The Larry Sanders Show,' it's actually about love, which would sound like a paradox at first. But if that love didn't exist, the darker… — Garry Shandling Copy Share Image
I am pretty tenacious as a perfectionist in terms of getting something right. — Garry Shandling Copy Share Image
I've never had anyone put on a puppet show to convince me of anything. And I've done a lot of stuff. I don't know… — Garry Shandling Copy Share Image
I'm very loyal in relationships. Even when I go out with my mom I don't look at other moms. — Garry Shandling Copy Share Image
When it comes to dating, Im straightforward and traditional with a twist. — Luke Pasqualino Copy Share Image
Dating someone on the opposite end of the happy spectrum teaches you an incredible amount of patience. — Chris Pine Copy Share Image
“To lovers out there.... Pregnancy is the main reason why most couples are married today. Yet every day they ask themselves why they are… — De philosopher DJ Kyos Copy Share Image
Someone needs to make an app that alerts you every time your wife/girlfriend gets a haircut, so we don't forget to notice. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“My brother trolled recovery and support groups, searching for women with dependency issues, the way I frequented bookstores with the hope of finding a… — Richard J. O'Brien Copy Share Image
I don't really comment on my personal life because I feel like any comment at all is opening up a whole can of worms.… — Josh Hartnett Copy Share Image
I started online dating in my 50s after two divorces. Trust me, if I can do it, anyone can. — Coleen Nolan Copy Share Image
Being in a relationship isn't about the kissing, the dates,looks,or the showing off, it;s about being with someone who makes you happy in a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Tell her that you love her hair, that you love her skin, her lips, because, in truth, you love them more than you love… — Junot Diaz Copy Share Image
...sometimes I get tired. Sometimes I get bored. And sometimes all I want, more than anything else in the world, is to go on… — Kiersten White Copy Share Image
“Dating is a man-made ideology: if having a lover was a prerequisite to living, one would either be in a relationship, or, six feet… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
