Bed Quote by Garry Shandling

“I'm good in bed, actually, and I think I could learn to be a good communicator, too. The only trouble with that is it leads to marriage.” quote by Garry Shandling — Download Open image

“I'm good in bed, actually, and I think I could learn to be a good communicator, too. The only trouble with that is it leads to marriage.”

Garry Shandling

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My first appearance as a guest on The Tonight Show was in '81.

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I play basketball on Sundays and I'm a very spiritual guy; I read a lot of Eastern philosophy and I meditate.

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Nice guys finish first. If you don't know that, then you don't know where the finish line is.

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I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night the clocks are set ahead.

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'The Larry Sanders Show,' it's actually about love, which would sound like a paradox at first. But if that love didn't exist, the darker…

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I am pretty tenacious as a perfectionist in terms of getting something right.

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I'm very loyal in relationships. Even when I go out with my mom I don't look at other moms.

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When man of slender visits you / Nothing on earth that one can do / In well he’ll hide, or watery hole / And he will eat your mortal soul / so if thou seest the man so thin / pray you don’t see him again / for he is not from world we know / he cometh from far…

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“To all the secret writers, late-night painters, would-be singers, lapsed and scared artists of every stripe, dig out your paintbrush, or your flute, or your dancing shoes. Pull out your camera or your computer or your pottery wheel. Today, tonight, after the kids are in bed or when your homework is done, or instead of one more video game or…

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I have to meditate before I go to bed, always. I have to let the day go and let the eternal in.

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Sometimes by a woodland stream he watched the water rush over the pebbled bed, its tiny modulations of bounce and flow. A woman's body was like that. If you watched it carefully enough you could see how it moved to the rhythm of the world, the deep rhythm, the music below the music, the truth below the truth. He believed…

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