My friend has a baby, I am recording all the noises he makes so I can later ask him what he meant. — Stephen Wright Friendship Copy Share Image
“The subterranean lair of the wily human relationship: a dark maze of pop-up demons, fun house mirrors, spooky dead ends, multiple false… — Stephen Wright Dead end Copy Share Image
I have a microwave fireplace in my house. The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening… — Stephen Wright Fire Copy Share Image
I've been doing a lot of abstract painting lately, extremely abstract. No brush, no paint, no canvas, I just think about it. — Stephen Wright Abstract painting Copy Share Image
“A lot of people ask me if I were shipwrecked, and could have only one book, what would it be? I always… — Stephen Wright Copy Share Image
“Outside the windows, the land was as flat, as interesting, as the head of an anvil, and the shadows of the corn… — Stephen Wright Copy Share Image
He was a multi-millionaire. Wanna know how he made all of his money? He designed the little diagrams that tell which way… — Stephen Wright Money Copy Share Image
Babies don't need a vacation but I still see them at the beach. I'll go over to them and say, 'What are… — Stephen Wright Babies Copy Share Image
I wrote a song, but I can't read music. Every time I hear a new song on the radio I think, Hey,… — Stephen Wright Music Copy Share Image
“Families were bunk, temporary and uneasy alliances of strangers who would hate each other less without the coercion of blood, the spiraling… — Stephen Wright Family Copy Share Image
I hate it when my foot falls asleep during the day 'cause that means it's gonna be up all night. — Stephen Wright Hate Copy Share Image
One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all… — Stephen Wright Dream Copy Share Image
Well, you know when you're rocking in a rocking chair, and you go so far that you almost fall over backwards, but… — Stephen Wright Doing your best Copy Share Image
“An engaging discussion upon the nature of the soul, its defining qualities, the possibility it manifests a specific shape, the likelihood of… — Stephen Wright Death Copy Share Image
“She felt an unexpected pang of homesickness (or was it some physical complaint?) and suddenly remembered that it was her mother's birthday… — Stephen Wright Birthday Copy Share Image
“But what Liberty would remember best was the feel of his own small hand gathered in the warm, comforting grip of the… — Stephen Wright People in your life Copy Share Image