Fire Quote by Stephen Wright

I have a fireplace in my kitchen that I light every night, no matter what.

— Alice Waters

Last time I cooked a hot meal, it was so nicely done that my neighbors had to wake me up... Just to alert me…

— Jeromy Shingongo

The longest minutes are always spent in front of the microwave

— Georgetown Guyana

You should not use your fireplace, because scientists now believe that, contrary to popular opinion, fireplaces actually remove heat from houses. Really, that's what…

— Dave Barry

I took out a whole fireplace and put in broken glass and installed a burner underneath, so it looks like fire on ice. I…

— Cory Monteith

I slept like a log last night. I woke up in the fireplace.

— Tommy Cooper

The fire alarm definitely just went off...I think I'll stick to microwaveable popcorn from now on.

— Candace Bailey

I lingered most about the fireplace, as the most vital part of the house.

— Henry David Thoreau

Some burn damp faggots, others may consume The entire combustible world in one small room As though dried straw, and if we turn about…

— William Butler Yeats

A fire lit under my ass? Yeah, that's true. No time to waste.

— Madonna Ciccone

I'm more like an oven than a microwave,

— Erykah Badu

That terrible moment when you are halfway across the room with the food you just microwaved and your hands decide it's too hot.

— Anonymous