I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
“you don’t need to understand any of the biology, just as you don’t need to understand radiation to use a microwave oven.” — Timothy Ferriss Copy Share Image
OK, here's a little bedroom tip: Put a bag of popcorn in the microwave beforehand. That way when you're done, you have… — LIZ Copy Share Image
It's not the microwave that's the problem, it's what people put into them. I know people lead busy lives but they should… — Raymond Blanc Copy Share Image
No, I don't stop the microwave at 0:01 to feel like a bomb defuser...I stop it because I hate the f*cking beeping… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I have a microwave fireplace in my house. The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening… — Stephen Wright Copy Share Image
I hate to admit this but I don't even know how to make a cup of tea or coffee. I can boil… — Michael Owen Copy Share Image
“Mrs. Surmann decided to dry her wet slippers in the microwave. She set the timer for twenty minutes and then went to… — Hendrik Groen Copy Share Image
They shot the ball well early. What comes out of the microwave hot doesn't always stay hot. I know, because I eat… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
I foresee great refinements in the field of short-pulse microwave signaling, whereby several simultaneous programs may occupy the same channel, in sequence,… — Lee De Forest Copy Share Image
“I have to name things, or I get…confused—I once named my microwave Samantha.” “Why?” “You name your car Carmen, and frown at… — Cameron Jace Copy Share Image
I live in a dumb house. Which is not to say that I don't love its quirky charm, its drafty windows and… — Nancy Gibbs Copy Share Image
The radiation left over from the Big Bang is the same as that in your microwave oven but very much less powerful.… — Stephen Hawking Copy Share Image
I have a cousin Ernie who buys stuff. He's got a big snowblower that's actually the biggest snowblower you can buy, with… — Louie Anderson Copy Share Image
“I love you, Kayla Martin. I want to spend the rest of my life wondering what will happen when I turn on… — Lena Matthews Copy Share Image
“Once upon a time in our not-so-distant past, experts predicted that with the rapidly increasing advances in technology, Americans would have a… — Jared C. Wilson Copy Share Image
Food that sizzles and pops in the microwave and then come out cold is the reason I have trust issues — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Pushing the stop button on your microwave before it goes off so you don't have to hear the beep. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Television isn’t a substitute for a babysitter, but the microwave is. Mmmm cooked babies!” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
If you try to pop the unpopped kernels in the microwave, you go back in time. — Gary Gulman Copy Share Image
The New Age? Its just the old age stuck in a microwave oven for fifteen seconds. — James Randi Copy Share Image
I sit in an infrared sauna everyday and microwave myself. It's really detoxifying. — Scottie Thompson Copy Share Image
“Uh, did you run this by Alaina?" "I tried." Keni gave a little shrug. "But I don't think she heard me. She… — Stacey Rourke Copy Share Image
A blond goes to a store and asks the cashier, can I buy that TV? no. why not? because your blond. seriously… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In the amount of time it takes to microwave a TV dinner, you can put something much tastier on the table, I… — Michael Pollan Copy Share Image
I very briefly had a microwave oven that I quickly gave away, because I could never work out what they do better… — James May Copy Share Image
“She's four minutes late, which doesn't seem like all that much when you think about it's a commercial break, the period within… — Jennifer E. Smith Copy Share Image
I've never thrown out a TV set out of some hotel's window, but I have thrown a microwave out of one 'coz… — Kerry King Copy Share Image
Nick made me give away my Hello Kitty TV, my Hello Kitty microwave and my Hello Kitty toaster. I got to keep… — Bridget Marquardt Copy Share Image
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