Kick ass Quote by J.B. Salsbury Download Open image ““You kick ass with a microwave, baby. Don’t sell yourself short.”” — J.B. Salsbury ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.1 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Kick ass Yourself short
“My wife says I'm full of half-baked ideas, so from now on, I'll microwave myself for 45-seconds before speaking.” — Stewart Lee Beck Copy Share Image
“You’ve been working hard, a sandwich isn’t enough. I’ll make you dinner.” From the freezer she took out a TV meal and threw it… — Zathyn Priest Copy Share Image
Maybe we ought to look at a guy's response to our microwave from now on." Aunt Annie said. Really." Mom said. "The narcissist looks at his reflection in it. The OCD guy thinks you don't keep it clean enough.The antisocial--" Puts his fist through it because it reminds him of his father." Annie said. She'd read all of mom's books,… — Deb Caletti Copy Share
“She gave me the cold shoulder, so I heated it up in the microwave. Sometimes #love is leftovers.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Shut the fuck up man! Everytime I come in the house you got the microwave on high, fuck you! — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
Some foodie types are snobbish about the microwave; I see it as a loyal friend who has had my back for over 30 years. — Grace Dent Copy Share Image
“Don’t sell yourself short—sell yourself medium, because it’s taller. Did you know my love is refillable? For just .99 cents.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
To me when a mother puts food in a microwave for her children, it is an act of hate — Raymond Blanc Copy Share Image
“there’s one thing I know about girls like Miss Moorehead—they’re more chore than whore. But I’ll enjoy the eye-gasm I get every time I… — J.B. Salsbury Copy Share Image
“Nothing about us makes sense except for what I feel when I’m with you.” — J.B. Salsbury Copy Share Image
“The whole time I thought I was living. But the day I met you, the lights came on. You fill me with things I… — J.B. Salsbury Copy Share Image
“you want peace, prepare for war.” His expression is serious, and I wonder what his story is. “What does that mean?” “It means you… — J.B. Salsbury Copy Share Image
“Fuck, this woman, I despise what she’s doing and I love every square inch of her. She’s loyal to a fault, honest, viciously protective,… — J.B. Salsbury Copy Share Image
“There’s so much to say, every time we’re together. But the fear and the pain seem to go on forever. Every night that you… — J.B. Salsbury Copy Share Image
“Even though we’ve only spent a handful of nights together, it somehow feels like I’ve always known him. He touches me with the surety… — J.B. Salsbury Copy Share Image
“Life is beautiful and terrifying … And we deserve to feel it down to our bones.” — J.B. Salsbury Copy Share Image
“I know what it feels like to have something living inside that eats away at your sanity. They call it trauma, a deeply distressing… — J.B. Salsbury Copy Share Image
You don't actually do a project; you can only do action steps related to it. When enough of the right action steps have been… — David Allen Copy Share Image
“Oh, i'm going to kick his ass, and when i'm done, i'm going to squeeze his balls blue.” — Nora Roberts Copy Share Image
There is no waste in the world that equals the waste from needless, ill-directed, and ineffective motions. — Frank Bunker Gilbreth, Sr Copy Share Image
We need to reshape our own perception of how we view ourselves. We have to step up as women and take the lead. — Beyonce Knowles Copy Share Image
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It's sad that as crushed Millennials we live in the shadow of our parents, our fathers. We aren't willing to murder our government. It's… — Cody Wilson Copy Share Image
“Look. I will not be told what size to be. I do not care about anyone else’s judgment about my body. I am not… — Shonda Rhimes Copy Share Image
“I can’t do this anymore if it’s not with you. Fuck me straight to hell." ~Eve to Beckett” — Debra Anastasia Copy Share Image
“I don't do my work for any kind of group in particular, except for hobos, who just plain kick ass and light up my… — Jhonen Vasquez Copy Share Image
