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““She gave me the cold shoulder, so I heated it up in the microwave. Sometimes #love is leftovers.””

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For he who is not deaf, half a silence is enough.

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My definition of giving someone the cold shoulder is no longer selecting them for my mass SnapChats.

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You grace me with your cold shoulder, whenever you look at me I wish I was her.

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Sometimes you gotta give the cold shoulder...Maybe they will respect you more!

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If you insult my intelligence or character, be prepared to be on the receiving end of the ultimate cold shoulder.

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