Absurd Quote by Dark Jar Tin Zoo

“Love is bread and water to the soul. My relationships are quite soggy.
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— Dark Jar Tin Zoo

“I am in love, and the river is beginning to ice over. I’d better go drown myself before I freeze to death.
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— Dark Jar Tin Zoo

“We had an unspoken love for one another. Probably because she’d never talk to me or return my phone calls or texts.
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— Dark Jar Tin Zoo

“Love is the point where Yes meets Yesterday, and that's why I put the No in Now.
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— Dark Jar Tin Zoo

“I had a dream about you. In my dream I stole all your money, kidnapped your parents, and mailed you mannequin parts spray-painted red…

— Dark Jar Tin Zoo

“I am the Trolley of Love. Free rides before noon and after 11:58 am!
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— Dark Jar Tin Zoo

“I love that she loves me a 10, on a 5-point scale. Well, I know it’s a 5-point scale, though I asked her on…

— Dark Jar Tin Zoo

“I'm a dog lover and sex addict. Those two things are unrelated.
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— Dark Jar Tin Zoo

“I make love like sausage is to bacon as brick is to blanket. Somebody get me some utensils. And some lubrication (not Castrol Motor…

— Dark Jar Tin Zoo

“We made love like two people trying to make love like three people in the trunk of a car.
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— Dark Jar Tin Zoo

“Love is a banana. First you peel it, and then you roll on the condom.
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— Dark Jar Tin Zoo

“Love isn't two matching unicycles. Love is a bicycle—and mine just got stolen.
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— Dark Jar Tin Zoo