Brick-and-blanket-test Quote by Dark Jar Tin Zoo

“I make love like I sell sausages to strange women. One at a time, and always covered with a condom (to keep the flies…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used like love. But not my love, because my love is more like a blanket.
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— Jarod Kintz

“If love tasted like pork, and you were allergic to Francis Bacon, could I be your Shakespeare? We could make love on a pizza…

— Jarod Kintz

“Well it’s certain that turning into a sausage lover has made you even more dramatic, honey.”

— River Mitchell

“Love is like building a wall with two bricks and a ton of wind. Obviously you and your lover are bricks.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to keep your sandwich pressed down, so your meat doesn't spill out.
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— Jarod Kintz

“I need a bone saw—for the meatloaf I made for you, which looks suspiciously like a brick. The gravy is a blanket.
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— Jarod Kintz

“I make love like a brick could be used as toilet paper. Sure, it’s rough, but I thought you liked that shit.
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— Jarod Kintz

“We made love like I make grilled cheese sandwiches. I had no idea what I was doing, but she melted into me all the…

— Jarod Kintz

“I once made love to a taco shell stuffed with rancid meat and watery tomato bits. It was the best sex I’ve ever served…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to make love better. Faster isn’t always better. Don’t you want to make love better?
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— Jarod Kintz

“In order to retain a certain respect for sausages and laws, one must not see them being made.”

— Otto von Bismarck