Brick-and-blanket-iq-test Quote by Nicole McKay

“A brick could be used to knock out the tooth of a giant, and then used as a replacement for that very tooth it…

— Jarod Kintz

“Never take the first brick out of the wall unless you know it is meant to fall”

— Bathsheba Dailey

“A brick could be used as a hammer, which frees up the hammer to be used as a sex toy. The only question is,…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used as a hammer. A brick could be both a tool and a building material in the construction of a…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used as a laxative. You know, “Shit a brick.”
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used as a brick. Clever, right?
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick has no legs, so it probably slithers like a snake. Therefore, a brick might make a good pet. And at least you…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used as disbelief. I can tell you believe me, so why don’t you go ahead and hold this brick for…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be dropped on your mother-in-law’s head from the height of 66.6 feet. You know, as a going away present. 
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to enslave humanity. No wait, a brick can’t do that—but the Masons can.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be lodged inside a home to provide comfort, stability, hope, change, and audacity. Oh gosh! Sorry about the last three—I was…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick is a mythical object that empowers its handler and enables them to conquer the world and control the globe through secret occult…

— Jarod Kintz