Blankets Quote by Amy Riekhof

“Instead of stocks investors should invest in blankets, that way they’ll at least have something to keep them warm after they’ve lost all their money when the company goes under.” quote by Amy Riekhof — Download Open image

““Instead of stocks investors should invest in blankets, that way they’ll at least have something to keep them warm after they’ve lost all their money when the company goes under.””

Amy Riekhof

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“A brick and a blanket together create a blick. That’s it. That’s all I got.”

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