Economic depression Quote by Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to cause global warming. If you don’t want to future generations to die, I’d recommend shivering in your bare…

— Jarod Kintz

“Blankets could be employed to keep the people standing in the unemployment line warm. Well, they could be, if the people weren’t already hot…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used in exciting medical advancements, curing everything from shivers to tonitrophobia.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket, as the epitome of warmth, could be used to stop colds. Also, sex with me might be the surest way to prevent…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to keep an iceberg warm. People are so selfish and want to stop global warming. Well, if you were…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to stop a war, particularly if that war is a Cold War. 
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to fill in the blank.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used at the end of meetings, to wrap things up—sort of like a big office burrito of productivity.
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— Jarod Kintz

“My routine is comforting, like a comforter. But a blanket could easily be used to replace my routine, because a comforter is a blanket.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket might make the ideal politician, because they’re warm, comforting, soft, and easily corruptible.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used as a duvet, in the fight against elitism.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to stimulate the topographical terrain of a mountainous region. Kind of makes you feel like God, if you think…

— Jarod Kintz