“I make love like sausage is to bacon as brick is to blanket. Somebody get me some utensils. And some lubrication (not… — Dark Jar Tin Zoo Copy Share Image
“A brick is a biographical film in which a young orphan brick from the wrong side of the track grows up to… — Nicole McKay Copy Share Image
“For loose teeth the tooth fairy recommends tying your tooth to a brick and throwing said brick down the stairs.” — Nicole McKay Copy Share Image
“A brick and blanket could be used as a large slingshot, put the brick in the blanket swing it around and release.” — Amy Riekhof Copy Share Image
“A company could use bricks to measure their growth rate. How many bricks have angry investors thrown at you lately? If the… — Amy Riekhof Copy Share Image
“A brick and a blanket are the perfect symbols for the superhero Captain Dense.” — Nicole McKay Copy Share Image
“Together a brick and a blanket create the perfect metaphor for life. Will you be a brick and make something of your… — Amy Riekhof Copy Share Image
“A brick can be used to represent the zero probability of this book being any good.” — Amy Riekhof Copy Share Image
“A blanket is a tell-all story about its endeavors with certain highly publicized people and their somewhat promiscuous acts.” — Nicole McKay Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used as a lovely rug, a rug that just so happens to be covering a large hole, you… — Nicole McKay Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used as a frame for a door, and the blanket could be used as the door.” — Nicole McKay Copy Share Image
“Instead of stocks investors should invest in blankets, that way they’ll at least have something to keep them warm after they’ve lost… — Amy Riekhof Copy Share Image
“A brick is……… Well it’s a bloody brick what more do you want from me?” — Nicole McKay Copy Share Image
“A blanket is great for covering things, like the dead guy, I just killed with this brick.” — Nicole McKay Copy Share Image
“A brick and a blanket together create a blick. That’s it. That’s all I got.” — Amy Riekhof Copy Share Image
“The man you’re going to marry should be like a brick: strong, sturdy, supportive and almost always hard in your presence.” — Nicole McKay Copy Share Image
“Instead of Rock, Paper, Scissors, you could play Brick, Blanket, Action Fingers, in which brick cripples action fingers, blanket smothers brick and… — Nicole McKay Amy Riekhof Copy Share Image
“A brick could create a clear winner in a fight if instead of fighting pillows against blankets, you fought bricks against blankets.” — Amy Riekhof Copy Share Image
“Blankets make great traps for the clinically insane, but a straightjacket might work better.” — Nicole McKay Copy Share Image
“I’ve always wanted to go out with a bang, that’s why I carry two bricks around with me wherever I go, so… — Nicole McKay Copy Share Image
“Blankets are good to carry around if you want to be able to quickly black bag someone.” — Nicole McKay Copy Share Image
