“I had a dream about you last night... I was a brick and you were a blanket. Damn that improbability drive.” — Nicole McKay Copy Share Image
“I had a dream about you last night.. you were holding a pine cone and introducing him as Gerald.” — Nicole McKay Copy Share Image
“I had a dream about you last night... you made a beard for yourself out of forty two bags of Twizzlers.” — Nicole McKay Copy Share Image
“I had a dream about you last night... Well I say dream I mean nightmare... you were a Yankee fan.” — Nicole McKay Copy Share Image
“I had a dream about you last night.. you were trying to give coordinates to an apple” — Nicole McKay Copy Share Image
“I had a dream about you last night... you were crying over spilt ink screaming "the words, the what could have been… — Nicole McKay Copy Share Image
“I had a dream about you last night... you kept meowing at people and licking yourself it was not unlike you normally.” — Nicole McKay Copy Share Image
“I had a dream about you last night… it was raining and you were fishing for fire to set a sandcastle a… — Nicole McKay Copy Share Image
“I had a dream about you last night.. You thought you were a candy vampire, you were standing in the sun screaming… — Nicole McKay Copy Share Image
“I had a dream about you last night... you sat in a cardboard box and said you were a tree.” — Nicole McKay Copy Share Image
“I had a dream about you last night... you kept meowing at people and licking yourself it was not unlike you normally.” — Nicole McKay Copy Share Image
“I had a dream about you last night... I was a brick and you were a blanket. Damn that improbability drive.” — Nicole McKay Copy Share Image
The Bible talks about building houses on sand and rock, but says nothing about a brick house built on a blanket. — Nicole McKay Copy Share Image
“A brick is a biographical film in which a young orphan brick from the wrong side of the track grows up to be one… — Nicole McKay Copy Share Image
“For loose teeth the tooth fairy recommends tying your tooth to a brick and throwing said brick down the stairs.” — Nicole McKay Copy Share Image
“A brick and a blanket are the perfect symbols for the superhero Captain Dense.” — Nicole McKay Copy Share Image
“A brick and a blanket would be a great present for someone building a home for themselves. Simply wrap the brick in the blanket… — Nicole McKay Copy Share Image
“I had a dream about you last night... you were crying over spilt ink screaming "the words, the what could have been beautiful words.” — Nicole McKay Copy Share Image
“A blanket is a tell-all story about its endeavors with certain highly publicized people and their somewhat promiscuous acts.” — Nicole McKay Copy Share Image
