Dream Quote by Nicole McKay

“I was hot so I gave myself a haircut. I then saw a bald man sweating, so I offered to tweeze his eyebrows. He…

— Jarod Kintz

“I had a dream about you last night. You set a timer on in the bathroom to prove how long it takes me to…

— Crystal Hudson

“I had a dream about you last night... you kept meowing at people and licking yourself it was not unlike you normally.”

— Nicole McKay

“Beards were like axehound pups. Boys dreamed of the day they'd get one, never realizing how annoying they could be.”

— Brandon Sanderson

“I loved his goatee even more than his mustache. It was so soft and white. I wanted to rub my face in it. I…

— Jerry Spinelli

“I want a beard as white as snow, and two feet deep.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I had a dream about you last night... and in it you said "Chin up; it only gets harder.”

— Marshall Ramsay

“Have beard hear me roar.”

— Callie Harper

“When I couldn’t grow a full beard I took it as a sign from God to grow a mustache instead.”

— Jarod Kintz

“The stubble made me wonder what the hair on the rest of his body would look like, if there was any at all.”

— Vivian Arend

“I'm a pretty clean eater, so my beard probably just smells like the blood of my enemies, as usual.”

— Eric Hendrixson

“I want to grow a Loyalty Beard, to prove my commitment to my favorite shaving cream.”

— Jarod Kintz