Quote by Jerry Spinelli

“I was hot so I gave myself a haircut. I then saw a bald man sweating, so I offered to tweeze his eyebrows. He…

— Jarod Kintz

“Right now I have a milk mustache. I grew it on a cattle ranch, and then glued it to my face.”

— Jarod Kintz

“It was his goatee that annoyed her the most. Men should either be clean shaven, mustached or wear full beards.”

— Margaret Mitchell

“He was an animal. He was terrifying. And he was beautiful. I realized that I was biting my lip, that my hand was wound…

— Delilah S. Dawson

“He had a goatee that was maybe growing into something that was more than a goatee, which made him look like an angry barista…

— Lev Grossman

“He sneers so regularly that I suspect he shaves his mustache only to spare his nose the whisker burn.”

— Meredith Duran

“He had a moustache-and-beard combination that looked like a skinny white caterpillar taking a lap around his mouth.”

— Joe Haldeman

“Although his teeth were so prominent, I think he had a lovely smile. He became self-conscious and embarrassed only when he was having a…

— Jim Hutton

“I don’t just have one mustache, I have two. You can hardly notice them, though, because I wear them in place of my eyebrows,…

— Jarod Kintz

“Freshly shaven cheeks; full, sexy lips; golden-brown eyes and, judging from what she’d landed against, a rock-hard chest made entirely of muscle. And then…

— Marie Force

“I couldn't speak, for once in my life. I was terrified of seeing him again; and I would rather have shaved my head than…

— Charlaine Harris

“I have a mustache like a squirrel and you just ran over my face.”

— Jarod Kintz