Contemporary-romance Quote by Elle Lothlorien

“I loved his goatee even more than his mustache. It was so soft and white. I wanted to rub my face in it. I…

— Jerry Spinelli

“It was his goatee that annoyed her the most. Men should either be clean shaven, mustached or wear full beards.”

— Margaret Mitchell

“...it's fat women who are really beautiful. The fatter the better.”

— Antonio Olinto

“He had a goatee that was maybe growing into something that was more than a goatee, which made him look like an angry barista…

— Lev Grossman

“I could probably be into goats, sexy style, and [my mom] still wouldn’t use it against me. She’d want me to achieve whatever goat-wooing…

— Hannah Johnson

“He's SO goatly.”

— Rick Riordan

“I dunno, maybe you’re Goat.”

— Jack Kerouac

“Hobson was big and heavyset, but not exactly fat; he was probably what you’d get if you shaved a bear.”

— Terry Pratchett

“I think this goat must have been fed on old boots,' Stubble complained as he chewed the last scraps of flesh from the bones…

— Carl Sargent

“Too bad all that beautiful cleavage had to be wasted on a man-eating floozy.”

— Peggy Webb

“If a man boast of his attractiveness, he is unattractive.”

— Tamerlan Kuzgov

“There’s nothing more unattractive than a vain man,”

— Sherman Alexie