Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““I want a beard as white as snow, and two feet deep.”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.2 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“I loved his goatee even more than his mustache. It was so soft and white. I wanted to rub my face in it. I… — Jerry Spinelli Copy Share Image
“I want to grow a Loyalty Beard, to prove my commitment to my favorite shaving cream.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“When I couldn’t grow a full beard I took it as a sign from God to grow a mustache instead.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Snow White was I only in skin, and not in any of the other important descriptors.” — Serra Elinsen Copy Share Image
“My beard has started growing a beard of its own, and I’m stuck having to take it for a walk.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow, and the beard of his chin was as white as the snow. — Clement Clarke Moore Copy Share Image
“In the name of freedom and redistribution of wealth, I’ve decided to grow a beard on my chest.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I had a dream about you last night... you made a beard for yourself out of forty two bags of Twizzlers.” — Nicole McKay Copy Share Image
“I’d paint with a beard if I could grow out of my abstract expressionist phase.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
