Facial hair Quote by Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used as a comb, if you’re bald and have no hair.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to get a new job. Hire me! I have a brick, and I’m not afraid to use it.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used as a stand in for a liar’s face. Go on, punch that liar in his face. 
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— Jarod Kintz

“The chief news is that I have grown a beard! Its colour is very much admired, and it is generally considered extremely effective, though…

— Lytton Strachey

The beard is a statement to say that you can achieve anything, no matter who you are or how you look.

— Conchita Wurst

“A brick could be used as a marketing tool. I’ll help you grow your business, if you help me plant this brick in the…

— Jarod Kintz

“I want to grow a Loyalty Beard, to prove my commitment to my favorite shaving cream.”

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used as a substitute for my father. I hate to admit it, but I think a brick would make a…

— Jarod Kintz

“If anybody ever tells me to face them like a man, I’ll get offended, because my face can’t grow a beard.”

— Jarod Kintz

“No matter how hard I try, I can’t grow facial hair on my chest.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Why do old men grow huge beards as if to proclaim a manhood that has long since fled?”

— Jeane Westin

The beard must not be plucked. 'You will not deface the figure of your beard'.

— Cyprian