Funny Quote by Charles Dickens

“Yet he was a rather nice-looking young man, with crinkly russet eyes and crinkly red-brown hair, not to mention a chin that gave the…

— L.M. Montgomery

“My father would never object. He might make a face at first, then take it back.”

— André Aciman

“His beard was all colors, a grove of trees in autumn, deep brown and fire-orange and wine-red, an untrimmed tangle across the lower half…

— Neil Gaiman

“But, as always happens after death, his face had grown handsomer, more dignified—more distinguished, in short, than it had ever been in life.”

— Leo Tolstoy

“Normal people began to see that a beard was not synonymous with honesty. It was simply a patchy place to hide one's lies.”

— Bassem Youssef

“... for the first time, it occurred to him [Webern] that maybe God wasn't an old man with a beard, but just a spoiled child.”

— Chandler Klang Smith

“Ideas are like beards. Men don’t have them until they grow up. Somebody said that, but I can’t remember who.”

— Haruki Murakami

“He had the same look on his face that I had every day when I looked in the mirror. He was nothing more than…

— Amy Lichtenhan

“His face was neither handsome nor anything else. It just was.”

— Tarjei Vesaas

“My prerogative as your father is to break the face of anyone who fucks with you. And I will, whether you like it or…

— Jasinda Wilder

“The stubble made me wonder what the hair on the rest of his body would look like, if there was any at all.”

— Vivian Arend

“If anybody ever tells me to face them like a man, I’ll get offended, because my face can’t grow a beard.”

— Jarod Kintz