Beard Quote by Jarod Kintz

“I want to be a naughty pirate, because when I put on that eye patch, it barely covers my genitals.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Look me in the eye and tell me you don’t love a man who wears an eye patch. For me, Dress-Like-A-Pirate Day occurs once…

— Jarod Kintz

“I shall always be a pirate.”

— jade parker

“Everybody wish to be a pirate.”

— Astrid Bergès-Frisbey

“Was that some kind of romantic declaration, disguised as a filthy pirate sex offer?”

— Ruthie Knox

“There is a Pirate in every one of us”

— Dr. Kalyan C. Kankanala

“I am the greatest pirate hunter in the world.”

— Anonymous

I always say, 'I'm not a pirate, I just play one on TV.'

— Paul Watson

“If you lay a finger on our pirates again, I'm going to kick your ass!”

— Hidekaz Himaruya

“Are you a pirate?”

— Meg Cabot

“Whatever it is, don’t do it!” said Catarina. “It’s a bad idea.” “And why do you say that?” “Because they’re the only kind you…

— Cassandra Clare

“ I wanted more from this big, perfectly made pirate-cum-mogul than I had ever imagined…”

— Juliette Jones