“I say we hit Italy first because they can't drive and are usually drunk!" -America” — Hidekaz Himaruya Copy Share Image
“This weather man is predicting a 99% chance of shit storm and it's comin' right at ya!" -Romano to Germany” — Hidekaz Himaruya Copy Share Image
“Ahahaha! Listen to me and my awesome hero voice, guys! China! I choose you!" -America” — Hidekaz Himaruya Copy Share Image
“I mean seriously, I'm a virgin! What do you think they get virgin olive oil? The point is you do not want… — Hidekaz Himaruya Olive oil Copy Share Image
“If you're a soldier-- even if you're French-- you're supposed to try very hard to escape captivity!" -Germany” — Hidekaz Himaruya Copy Share Image
“Ahhh-ahh! I'm so sorry! You were right! I am not the box of tomatoes fairies at all! It was all lies, lies,… — Hidekaz Himaruya Lies Lies Lies Copy Share Image
“Hello to you! I am the box of tomatoes fairy! I come in peace! Let us be friends and play with each… — Hidekaz Himaruya First meet Copy Share Image
“Why won't the light just shut up...? I swear I'll never drink again... someone please kill me..." -Britain (he was hung-over)” — Hidekaz Himaruya Light Copy Share Image
“Italy: It's been a while since I slept with you, Romano. Romano: Shut up! You should have at least two beds in… — Hidekaz Himaruya Brotherhood Copy Share Image
“So I captured Italy... but the only thing I hear from him is ze singing und ze laughing und vierd accents." -Germany” — Hidekaz Himaruya Copy Share Image
“I wish Italy would stop being a crybaby. I wish he would kick his bad habit of wanting to eat pasta everywhere.… — Hidekaz Himaruya Bad habit Copy Share Image
“Why won't the light just shut up...? I swear I'll never drink again... someone please kill me..." -Britain (he was hung-over), Hetalia:… — Hidekaz Himaruya Humor Copy Share Image
“If you lay a finger on our pirates again, I'm going to kick your ass!” — Hidekaz Himaruya Aph Copy Share Image
“When I look into all of your stupid faces, I think how fun it will be to pound them into dust." -Russia” — Hidekaz Himaruya Copy Share Image
“Oh, boy... it's hug time." (Italy) "Would you stop it with your hug-therapy already?!" (Romano) "I'll never understand Catholics..." (Germany) Germany, Italy,… — Hidekaz Himaruya Time Copy Share Image
“Am I Catholic or Protestant...? God, I don't know..." -Britain (after having a little too much to drink)” — Hidekaz Himaruya Copy Share Image
“It seems as if Americans like to be the center of attention even after they're dead.” — Hidekaz Himaruya Americans Copy Share Image
“This could vork... friends. Uh... ve don't have to kiss, do ve?" "Nope~ Unless you want to~" -Germany and Italy” — Hidekaz Himaruya Copy Share Image
“Italy: Germany, Germany. Germany is a really really nice place. Even though I'm your prisoner, you give me food, and it doesn't… — Hidekaz Himaruya Copy Share Image
“If you watch a scary movie together, then the scariness is cut in half!” — Hidekaz Himaruya Hetalia Copy Share Image
“I once killed a man in his sleep with his own mustashe und a grape -Germany” — Hidekaz Himaruya Copy Share Image
“You don't know me! I'm the United bloody Kingdom and I can held my locker better then you any day!" -England” — Hidekaz Himaruya Copy Share Image
“By any chance, do you serve pasta?" "No, we don't." -Chibitalia and Mr. Austria” — Hidekaz Himaruya Copy Share Image
