Quote by Jarod Kintz

A brick could be dropped on your mother-in-laws head from the height of 66.6 feet. You know, as a going away present

— Tamika-leeigh

“Never take the first brick out of the wall unless you know it is meant to fall”

— Bathsheba Dailey

“A brick could be used to keep you three inches away from death.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used as a scapegoat. But don’t blame the brick. The brick didn’t kill my mother-in-law. It was merely the instrument…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to destroy your mannequin lover. It’s the only proper thing to do. Remember, I was the one who warned…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used as a response when the cops ask you if you murdered your mother-in-law. Forget yes or no. Well, forget…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to tell how hard the wind is blowing. If the wind blows the brick around, I’d get out of…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used as a device to deliver bad news. Sometimes it's better to be blunt.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to raise your status as an upstanding citizen. Don’t get too excited, though. It’ll only raise you up about…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used as disbelief. I can tell you believe me, so why don’t you go ahead and hold this brick for…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick is a barometer of love. Give it to the girl of your dreams, and see if she uses it to build a…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to let that special someone in your life know how much you love them. Instead of tossing out a…

— Jarod Kintz