Random Quote by Tamika-leeigh

“A brick could be dropped on your mother-in-law’s head from the height of 66.6 feet. You know, as a going away present. 
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to raise your status as an upstanding citizen. Don’t get too excited, though. It’ll only raise you up about…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used as a response when the cops ask you if you murdered your mother-in-law. Forget yes or no. Well, forget…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to keep you three inches away from death.
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— Jarod Kintz

We all know that one person we would like to smash in the face with a brick..

— Anonymous

In fact if I see you drinking I'll come down on you like a ton of bricks and call your mom.

— Ayelet Waldman

“A brick could be used to destroy your mannequin lover. It’s the only proper thing to do. Remember, I was the one who warned…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used as a scapegoat. But don’t blame the brick. The brick didn’t kill my mother-in-law. It was merely the instrument…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick is a barometer of love. Give it to the girl of your dreams, and see if she uses it to build a…

— Jarod Kintz

Eventually, someone is going to pick up a brick.

— David Simon

“Never take the first brick out of the wall unless you know it is meant to fall”

— Bathsheba Dailey

“A brick has no legs, so it probably slithers like a snake. Therefore, a brick might make a good pet. And at least you…

— Jarod Kintz