Quote by Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to raise my spirits. I’m feeling low right now, low by about three inches.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to make yourself taller. It’s like self-esteem, only easier to use in the construction of a house.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to enhance your social status. Just affix it to the hood of your car, like a Mercedes ornament.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to make life easier. Start carrying one around with you everywhere you go, and you’ll see what I mean.…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to keep you three inches away from death.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to help you keep your job. Just hold it down, man.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be an object to measure your life against. Are you square, rigid, and inflexible? If yes, are you in the military?…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to suppress certain groups of people, particularly those individuals who are too weak to stand up and say Hey,…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to motivate. Just hold it up as an example of something that’s going nowhere in life.

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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to get a new job. Hire me! I have a brick, and I’m not afraid to use it.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to save humanity from mortality. Or at least save us from mortar. 
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used as motivation to acquire more bricks. Hey, I’m just trying to help here. Don’t shut me out by building…

— Jarod Kintz