Quote by Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to not be used. Is my hair waving in the wind, or are your eyes twitching?
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to make life easier. Start carrying one around with you everywhere you go, and you’ll see what I mean.…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could replace your window, if your window’s opaque, and you throw the brick hard enough.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick is slow, when it’s lying on the floor. But fast when just thrown.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used as disbelief. I can tell you believe me, so why don’t you go ahead and hold this brick for…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used as a brick. Clever, right?
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to dispel the very same lies that a blanket could be used to cover up. 
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— Jarod Kintz

“Never take the first brick out of the wall unless you know it is meant to fall”

— Bathsheba Dailey

“A brick could be used as a device to deliver bad news. Sometimes it's better to be blunt.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to help you keep your job. Just hold it down, man.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to stop a tornado, unlike a mobile home, which only acts like a tornado magnet and seems to increase…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used like the point where always meets never. I mean come on, who wouldn’t want to watch a brick levitate?…

— Jarod Kintz