Ur Eyes Quote by Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to tell how hard the wind is blowing. If the wind blows the brick around, I’d get out of…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used as a comb, if you’re bald and have no hair.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used as disbelief. I can tell you believe me, so why don’t you go ahead and hold this brick for…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used as a brick. Clever, right?
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used like the point where always meets never. I mean come on, who wouldn’t want to watch a brick levitate?…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to make life easier. Start carrying one around with you everywhere you go, and you’ll see what I mean.…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to help you keep your job. Just hold it down, man.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to get a new job. Hire me! I have a brick, and I’m not afraid to use it.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used as a cock block. 
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used as a flashlight. What, still dark? Check the batteries, because they may be dead. 
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick is……… Well it’s a bloody brick what more do you want from me?”

— Nicole McKay

“A brick could be used as a device to deliver bad news. Sometimes it's better to be blunt.
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— Jarod Kintz