Quote by Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used as a device to deliver bad news. Sometimes it's better to be blunt.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used as a brick. Clever, right?
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used instead of a red light. They’re both red, and I’d run both with equal fervor.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to not be used. Is my hair waving in the wind, or are your eyes twitching?
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used as disbelief. I can tell you believe me, so why don’t you go ahead and hold this brick for…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to make life easier. Start carrying one around with you everywhere you go, and you’ll see what I mean.…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used like the point where always meets never. I mean come on, who wouldn’t want to watch a brick levitate?…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to tell time. And just between you and me, I hope that brick tells time to go to hell.
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— Jarod Kintz

“If ever there was a time to carry a flashlight, it would definitely be at night.”

— Darynda Jones

“A brick could be locked in a safe, because nobody will try to steal it there.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used as a time travel device. I didn’t say it would work well, and you’d say it didn’t work at…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be flipped over and turned endlessly. But it still won’t start your car.
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— Jarod Kintz