Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““A brick could be flipped over and turned endlessly. But it still won’t start your car. ”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.7 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“A brick could be locked in a safe, because nobody will try to steal it there. ” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used as disbelief. I can tell you believe me, so why don’t you go ahead and hold this brick for… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could replace your window, if your window’s opaque, and you throw the brick hard enough. ” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to start your car, if your car’s keys are cube-shaped and huge. You know what else cube-shaped and huge?… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to tell how hard the wind is blowing. If the wind blows the brick around, I’d get out of… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to get a new job. Hire me! I have a brick, and I’m not afraid to use it. ” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick is a mode of transportation, for a bug going nowhere in life. ” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Never take the first brick out of the wall unless you know it is meant to fall” — Bathsheba Dailey Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to direct traffic. Use a brick from the scene of the accident, where some driver ran into a brick… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used like the point where always meets never. I mean come on, who wouldn’t want to watch a brick levitate?… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to make life easier. Start carrying one around with you everywhere you go, and you’ll see what I mean.… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
