Quote by Jarod Kintz

“A brick makes an excellent window cleaner, if you throw it hard enough. Before you know it, your window will look so clean you’d…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to build a house—or destroy it, one window at a time.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to tell how hard the wind is blowing. If the wind blows the brick around, I’d get out of…

— Jarod Kintz

“So I hove a brick through his window...”

— Mark Twain

“If the message on the piece of paper says "I love you", What about the brick it's wrapped around? And what about the window?”

— David McCooey

“A brick could be used as a brick. Clever, right?
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to dispel the very same lies that a blanket could be used to cover up. 
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to make life easier. Start carrying one around with you everywhere you go, and you’ll see what I mean.…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to get a new job. Hire me! I have a brick, and I’m not afraid to use it.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used as disbelief. I can tell you believe me, so why don’t you go ahead and hold this brick for…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used as a device to deliver bad news. Sometimes it's better to be blunt.
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— Jarod Kintz

“You can build with brick, and you can also destroy with a brick.
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— Jarod Kintz